It has been two days, I had insomnia. For two days, office was like concentration camp to me. When I was about to die in the office just now, I got this jokes from an email, it totally made my day! Serious, I would’ve slept off in the office if I didn’t stumble upon that email.
Yes, i feed on comedy :)
1)
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
2)
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie.... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
3)
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
4)
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
5)
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
I just picked few of my favorite. I think the best three would be 3rd, 4th, and 5th.
Oh i also found these in my old folder last night.
Ahahahhah!
Ahahahahahha!!!
Alright, thats all. Its been awhile since i have write something thats totally unrelated to Silent Scenery. Hope this goes on well.
Regards,
Kit
